Criminal Minds Rare Pairings

Title: Blood Cold & Heart Warm
Author: Tooks
Pairing: Reid/Ethan
Rating: FRM
Summary: Spencer couldn’t figure out what it was, but something seemed wrong as his friend slipped in through the window.
Notes: I've given Reid and Ethan about a five year age difference and how the pairing is read (slash or gen) is up to you, but I'm tagging it as slash. I couldn't think of a better title or summary for some reason. This piece is pretty angsty, kinda dark, and involves the violent sexual abuse of a male minor by a family member so (while not completely written out) it may be triggering.

"Love is when one person knows all of your secrets... your deepest, darkest, most dreadful secrets of which no one else in the world knows..."

May be X-posted at bau_fic, reid_love, cm_slash, and criminalxminds

Title: One Night at McCool's
Author: Tooks
Pairing: Rossi/Prentiss
Rating: FRM
Prompt: "Sex Tape" by cmrossiprentiss
Summary: Emily's all for enjoying a night with mobster, David Rossi, she just doesn't want him keeping a record of it.
Notes: This is based on the prompt of "Sex Tape" by cmrossiprentiss for their Spring Smut-A-Thon. It's set in the Noir AU "Living For the Night" (thanks let_it_linger21 for the name), specifically before The Todd Case, but this is stand-alone so don't worry. As always, first person (Emily's POV) and I'm using a real noir title...this one's more fun and tongue-in-cheek than dark and gritty, but it's still noir-ish, haha! And, in case the prompt didn't make it obvious, it involves taping the act of sex, haha!

"One woman used up only 3 minutes, and another used three 2-hour tapes." ~ Graham, Sex, Lies, and Videotape

May be X-posted at bau_fic, cmrossiprentiss, and criminalxminds.

Title: Devil in a Blue Dress
Author: Tooks
Pairing: Foyet/Prentiss, Jordan Todd
Rating: FRM
Summary: Officer George Foyet learns that your first dance with one of the ladies of Quaint Cove has the potential to also be your last.
Notes: This is something of an epilogue to The Todd Case, but can also be taken as a one-shot of my Noir AU "Living For the Night" (thanks let_it_linger21 for the name)...either way it takes place a few months after that case. Again, first person (this time from Foyets's POV), dark, gritty, real noir title, some sexuality and violence.

"...the ladies are their own enforcers." ~ Dwight, Sin City

May be X-posted at bau_fic and criminalxminds

Title: Unfaithfully Yours
Author: Tooks
Pairing: Foyet/OFC, Hotch/OFC (kinda), Nathan Harris
Rating: FRM
Summary: At 16 Lil Foyet is very much her father's daughter...unfortunately for her father.
Notes: This is for mcgarrygirl78's prompt of J is for Jealousy, Foyet at my Alphabet Meme. It's set in the Noir AU "Living For the Night" (thanks let_it_linger21 for the name). Again, first person (Lil Foyet's POV), dark, gritty, real noir title, cursing, dirty talk, some sexuality involving a teen, and some mild incestuous for the squick.

"It's one thing for you to play hard to get... but don't go trying to cut my nuts off." ~ Jackie-Boy, Sin City

May be X-posted at bau_fic and criminalxminds

Title: Mini's First Time
Author: Tooks
Pairing: Foyet/JJ, OFC
Rating: FRM
Summary: Officer Foyet has some very special gifts for his daughter, Lil, on her 10th birthday
Notes: This is for mcgarrygirl78's prompt of K is for Knife, Foyet, Lil Foyet, JJ at my Alphabet Meme. It's set in the Noir AU "Living For the Night" (thanks let_it_linger21 for the name). Again, first person (Foyet's POV), dark, gritty, real noir title, cursing, violence, and a death.

"Have you heard the news? Bad things come in twos, but I never knew 'bout the little things!" ~ Danny Elfman, The Little Things

May be X-posted at bau_fic and criminalxminds

Title: The Thin Man
Author: Tooks
Pairing: Elle/Reid, Elle/Hotch (briefly mentioned)
Rating: FRM
Summary: Elle's first experience with absinthe comes under the guidance of Dr Reid, a man more experienced than one would think.
Notes: This is for l3petitemort's prompt of A is for Absinthe, Elle/Reid or Elle/Hotch at my Alphabet Meme. It's set in the Noir AU "Living For the Night" (thanks let_it_linger21 for the name). Again, first person (Elle's POV), dark, gritty, real noir title, and some cursing and naughtiness. (I figured both of these pairings are considered rare, yes?)

"When alchemists first learned how to distill spirits, they called it aqua vitae, the water of life, and far from considering it the work of the devil, they thought the discovery was divinely inspired." ~ Gene Logsdon

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