Criminal Minds Rare Pairings

Title: Men Don’t Leave
Author: Montiese
Category: AU/Drama/Family/Romance
Characters: Aaron Hotchner, Megan Kane, Andrew Kane
Pairing: Hotch/Megan
Rating: TEEN
Summary: “I'm well aware that I share some of your less desirable traits. Hurting the people that love me is the first thing that comes to mind.”
Author’s Note: This story is written in the Thicker than Water universe where the BAU are kids and teens.

(Men Don't Leave)

Title: The Revolving Door of First Times.
Author: Montiese
Category: Drama/Family
Characters: Emily Prentiss, Aaron Hotchner, Elizabeth Prentiss, Dr. Tom Barton
Pairings: Elizabeth Prentiss/Dr. Tom Barton
Rating: TEEN
Summary: “This is what it takes to get a visit.”
Author’s Note: Imagine my surprise, and happiness, while I was in the bathroom this morning I figured out a way to make this ‘only AU’ ship canon. And it works too, which is awesome. I'm not saying I'm going to write them much in canon but when a door opens I have to step through. This is Criminal Minds fic #890. Holy moly!

(The Revolving Door of First Times)

Title: The Pitfalls of Being Miss Perfect
Author: Montiese
Category: AU/Drama/Humor/Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth Prentiss/Tom Barton
Rating: TEEN
Summary: Anything less than her absolute best was unacceptable. Tom had no idea how to break her out of that. It was probably impossible.
Author’s Note: This story is written in the Life Unexpected universe where the main characters are teenagers. We all know that no matter what fandom you're in there's always room for a teenage AU. I love this pairing so much even though it only exists in my mind. I was glad to find another universe for them to thrive.

(The Pitfalls of Being Miss Perfect)

This is my entry for this years au_bigbang. Three years running and I just keep coming up with great stories to tell in this fandom. I hope you enjoy this one.

Title: About a Girl
Author: Montiese
Category: AU/Drama/Family/Friendship/Humor/Romance/UST
Characters: Emily Prentiss, Erin Strauss, David Rossi, Elizabeth Prentiss, Jason Gideon, Sam Kassmeyer, Jordan Todd, Aaron Hotchner, Ian Doyle, Derek Morgan, Ensemble
Pairings: Emily/Ian, Rossi/Strauss, Elizabeth Prentiss/Tom Barton
Rating: TEEN
Summary: Emily Prentiss planned to take a huge bite out of the Big Apple.
Author’s Note: Another de-aged Criminal Minds fic. What can I say; when they come to me I write them down. And I never ignore Emily when she talks to me. The title comes from the Nirvana song as well as a play on the Nick Hornby novel. I don’t often say titles are perfect…this one is perfect. Extra special thanks to ansera, who beta’d this story so well and kept it real with me. She is the one who helped me make it a better fic.

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Title: Without Stumbling as We Walk into Our Future’s Wake
Author: Montiese
Category: AU/Drama/Friendship/Humor/Romance
Characters: Sam Kassmeyer, Jessica Brooks, Emily Prentiss, Aaron Hotchner, Beth Clemmons, Derek Morgan, Penelope Garcia, Ian Doyle, Jason Gideon
Pairings: Sam Kassmeyer/Jessica Brooks, Hotch/Beth, Emily/Ian, Gideon/Prentiss
Rating: TEEN
Summary: “There's nothing wrong with experiencing everything life has to offer. This is our time and we need to grab life with both hands.”
Author’s Note: This story was inspired by a prompt from citymusings for an AU in which Sam displays characteristics of the Men Can Stop Rape campaign. He's that kind of guy and she wanted me to show it. She also wanted a teen AU one-shot but it didn’t come to me that way. The title is from my favorite Gin Blossoms song, As Long as It Matters.

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Title: Scar Tissue
Author: Montiese
Category: Drama/Humor/Romance
Pairing: Anderson/Gina
Rating: TEEN
Warning: Discussion of physical abusive relationships.
Summary: “I should mention that these dudes were the size of the 1985 Chicago Bears.”
Author’s Note: This is #12 in the Someone Like You series.

(Scar Tissue)

Title: Without Stumbling as We Walk into Our Future’s Wake
Author: Montiese
Category: AU/Drama/Friendship/Humor/Romance
Characters: Sam Kassmeyer, Jessica Brooks, Emily Prentiss, Aaron Hotchner, Beth Clemmons, Derek Morgan, Penelope Garcia, Ian Doyle, Jason Gideon
Pairings: Sam Kassmeyer/Jessica Brooks, Hotch/Beth, Emily/Ian, Gideon/Prentiss
Rating: TEEN
Summary: “There's nothing wrong with experiencing everything life has to offer. This is our time and we need to grab life with both hands.”
Author’s Note: This story was inspired by a prompt from citymusings for an AU in which Sam displays characteristics of the Men Can Stop Rape campaign. He's that kind of guy and she wanted me to show it. She also wanted a teen AU one-shot but it didn’t come to me that way. The title is from my favorite Gin Blossoms song, As Long as It Matters.

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(Without Stumbling as We Walk into Our Future's Wake, Part 4/?)

Title: Big Night
Author: Montiese
Category: AU/Friendship/Humor/Romance
Characters: Jason Gideon, Emily Prentiss, Aaron Hotchner, Megan Kane, Zoë Hawkes, Ashley Seaver, Coop, Ensemble
Pairings: Gideon/Prentiss, Hotch/Megan Kane
Rating: TEEN
Summary: This isn’t entirely about hearing a mediocre cover band play. It’s about Emily and I spending time together as a couple.
Author’s Note: This story is written in the Thicker than Water universe where the BAU are kids and teens. I've been on a run in this universe and I'm really enjoying it.

(Big Night)

Title: Lingerie, Formals, and Sliced Cheese
Author: Montiese
Category: AU/Friendship/Humor/Romance
Characters: Aaron Hotchner, Megan Kane, Emily Prentiss, Zoë Hawkes, Ensemble
Pairing: Hotch/Megan Kane
Rating: TEEN
Summary: “You're kinda the pitiful friend.” Coop said. “You're also lovable though, to these girls. Embrace it dude.”
Author’s Note: This story is written in the Thicker than Water universe where the BAU are kids and teens. Every character at this table has been on a Criminal Minds episode sometime in the last seven seasons.

(Lingerie, Formals, and Sliced Cheese)

Title: Without Stumbling as We Walk into Our Future’s Wake
Author: Montiese
Category: AU/Drama/Friendship/Humor/Romance
Characters: Sam Kassmeyer, Jessica Brooks, Emily Prentiss, Aaron Hotchner, Beth Clemmons, Derek Morgan, Penelope Garcia, Ian Doyle, Jason Gideon
Pairings: Sam Kassmeyer/Jessica Brooks, Hotch/Beth, Emily/Ian, Gideon/Prentiss
Rating: TEEN
Summary: “There's nothing wrong with experiencing everything life has to offer. This is our time and we need to grab life with both hands.”
Author’s Note: This story was inspired by a prompt from citymusings for an AU in which Sam displays characteristics of the Men Can Stop Rape campaign. He's that kind of guy and she wanted me to show it. She also wanted a teen AU one-shot but it didn’t come to me that way. The title is from my favorite Gin Blossoms song, As Long as It Matters.

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